DAY 7

[theroadvirus]

Can you people get any more boring? You’re on television for Goodness Sake! Act like you want to be here! There is a prize, you know! A big Prize! No I’m not going to tell you what it is, then it wouldn’t be a surprise, now would it?

You are the quietest, most dull, absolutely least controversial group of contestants we could possibly have gathered for this gameshow! Not a single cranky bitch. Not a whiny prep. Not even something resembling an asshole. Well, except for that one guy. But you know what? He got removed tonight! Yes! So now we don’t even have that!

You people are being given the chance of a lifetime, the chance to showcase yourselves to the world on a big stage, to put your names out there, to make a future and a career for yourselves and you’re doggy paddling!? What is wrong with you! Have you absolutely no honor? Have you no care for what the world thinks about you?

Have you no care for my job!?!

Worthless. All of you. Absolutely worthless. And yes, that means you too, you pets of my producer. Can’t even muster up the will to go on? All of you, absolutely mind numbingly dull.

But, I guess you want to know what happened with the secrets? Fine. I’ll tell you what happened. A whole big lot of nothing.

Ok, that’s not true, we did get one secret in for submission, well two, but they were both of the same category. The most interesting thing to have happened today. You actually have finally put forward the Personality Quirk secret. Halle-fricking-lujah. And what a whopper it is. Somebody apparently thinks that sportzboyjtw is “Afraid of Masturbation”.

Hah.

Alright, to sleep with you lot then. Another day tomorrow. Try not to suck so much.

Losers.

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The Removed

romanqwerty – Removed by the group
Trueneverborn – removed by Producer’s pact
Orange Soda –removed by Producer’s pact[/color]

[theroadvirus]

A totally non-red kill list is a beautiful thing.
I put up some placeholder kills for tonight. We now make up more than 25% of the playerbase!

[shalmelo]

Yeah, but we're going to have to have everything go right for at least 3 days to win, maybe more if cayrus does go out. Gotta keep plugging away, this is still gonna be really freaking hard.

[rysk]

Do we still think kime is guarded?

Based on the sportz in narration and a lack of reveal, I think that was a guard. Kime is trying to have sportz guarded which makes me think HE is the guard. Also: a severe lack of personality quirk secrets is...a good thing.

[cythraul]

So my secret got wasted, I told kime what it was word for word and that I thought it was gossip, so I bet he expected a seer on MD today

[cythraul]

One less confirmed for the village at any rate.

[cythraul]

Any of you guys have a secret left? We should use em while we can, seems like the village is running out (or at least doesn't have targets for em).

[theroadvirus]

I've blown my load, so to speak. I doubt kime is the guard since he showed up green in narration. Though if it only shows alignment, that could be something.

[shalmelo]

Aug 5, 2012 8:14:06 GMT -5 rysk said:

Do we still think kime is guarded?

Based on the sportz in narration and a lack of reveal, I think that was a guard. Kime is trying to have sportz guarded which makes me think HE is the guard. Also: a severe lack of personality quirk secrets is...a good thing.

Remember, Kime was guarded night before last when we took a shot at him. There is definitely still a guard in play. An actual guard, not just guard secrets.

Also - cayrus didn't get called out for inactivity yesterday. If he's back on Monday, he might actually dodge a bullet and still be in the game. We need Phyphor to post today, though...

[theroadvirus]

Any problems with currently proposed targets?

Also, I can't see any new posts on the thread

[lonelyahava]

forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/165170/phalla-game-of-secrets-day-seven-replacement-thread

[phyphor]

My secret is intact, but I'm pretty sure it's a roleblock and kime knows about it, so yeah. Not terribly useful to us anyway

[shalmelo]

The secret I'm holding is a public seer and Kime knows all about it, so yeah, won't be doing anything with mine unless I'm outed as mafia.